Winnipeg spa treatment

Cold, dry weather? Keep reading for tips!

Let’s get gloppy right before bed!

• Apply moisturizing face products that will not make your face feel as though it’s on fire. This excludes every scented product and 99% of other products. It includes the yellow lotion from Clinique (what’s in that, cord blood??) and some fancier products that you can use sparingly

• Apply petroleum jelly (Vaseline) inside your nose to prevent giant scabs from forming, which will reduce your chance of nose bleeds/general grossness

• Apply O'Keeffe's Working Hands Cream, a favourite for people that work outside or wash their hands a lot. Note that it does not cure eczema, no matter how much you use

• Apply hydrocortisone cream to the patches of itchy, dry eczema that has formed on your hands, even though you’ve never had eczema before, what the hell

• Apply lotion of choice to feet and then put on socks, you will not be sockless again until spring. It’s possible you will never be sockless ever again because your feet are clammy year-round, I have poor circulation, leave me alone